Rattling rectum

A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.

(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night

Rattling rectum by HungryGINGY November 13, 2018

obese rectum

The politically correct term for fatass

That project manager is a real obese rectum.

obese rectum by Bigsexy5 November 14, 2019

Japanese Rectum Torture 

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

Japanese Rectum Torture by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Runny rectum 

When someone shoves a jar up there rectum then breaks it inside of there butt

Brandon got horny and got a runny rectum

Runny rectum by Papichulo4 December 5, 2019

Optical rectum Mengitis 

Shity outlook on life

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

Optical rectum Mengitis by Traviseng February 22, 2021

electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.

Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help

electroplasmic rectum by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023

Anus Rectum Face 

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.

camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

Anus Rectum Face by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025