Vagina Monkey Share definition Flag A person or persons who are in the vagina almost non-stop (A player or a pimp). Dude, Max is such a vagina monkey, with all his bitches and what not. Vagina Monkey by MonkeyMan22423 October 14, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Vagina Monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch