The Swinging Pendulums 

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.

"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."

The Swinging Pendulums by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

Lip Stinking 

Not quite karaoke. Not quite lip syncing. When someone publicly sings over someone elses recording of a song.

"Seriously, the karaoke track to Sweet Caroline is like a buck on iTunes. Why is he lip stinking to the real recording!?"

Lip Stinking by cray4pay May 4, 2013

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

yogurt slinging by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

you stinking libtard

the people who rejected my Hillary Clinton definition

arrest me you stinking libtard

you stinking libtard by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019

Hate singing 

When a song comes on that you don’t like, but have heard so many times that you sing along to without realizing for a minute.

Today that song by the Lumineers came on the radio and I was hate singing in the car for a minute.

Hate singing by WhoCaresToKnow January 31, 2020

Stop Swinging the Jackhammer 

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.

Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.

Stop Swinging the Jackhammer by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

yogurt-singing 

When you sing a song but you get all the lyrics wrong.

Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.

OMG that's a classic case of yogurt-singing!

yogurt-singing by aieaeoo December 1, 2020