Red Dawn warnings 

Code name for an early email chain among a prominent group of medical experts, sounding the alarm about coronavirus. For months it was ignored by the president, who said of the pandemic, "It will disappear as if by magic".

If the president had not refused to listen to the Red Dawn warnings, the pandemic could have been much more effectively controlled in the United States.

Red Dawn warnings by Monkey's Dad April 12, 2020

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) 

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) by pdtd April 12, 2022

why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you 

When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant

James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?

why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you by Your uncle’s friend’s sister November 13, 2022

Trigger Warning 

A cop-out that social justice warriors use to make it seem like they're accomodating people with PTSD. Trigger warnings are usually posted at the content's header in order to keep from acknowledging that PTSD episodes do not stop for anything so long as the "triggering" content is still there and thus avoid responsible conversations about trauma.

"That article about rape made me feel terrible all day. I'm having a hard time putting my life back together."
"But I put in a trigger warning!"

Trigger Warning by Magicalspecialsn0wflakedemisex September 6, 2016

Loabal Warming 

A phrase giving a name to when your ears feel really hot when you get embarresed. Phrasing derrived from the phrase "Global Warming" Often experienced by clumsy or uncoordinated people.

"Dude, did you see Phil up there, when he dropped the trophy he was so embaresed."
"Yeah i know, serious loabal warming!"

Loabal Warming by ieatlolsfortea April 23, 2009

Izzah Wardina 

Izzah Wardina is someone who is lazy, annoying and not funny at all.

woah! you're just like Izzah Wardina!

Izzah Wardina by i am izzah wardina July 25, 2018

warking 

The act of pissing about on Facebook when one really ought to be working.

Are you still at work?" "Yes, I've been warking really hard. I still have a giant stack of paperwork but I gained three levels in Farmville.

warking by segacs November 9, 2010