Microsoft 

A very rich and evil company planning to invade the world.

Microsoft is gonna invade the world!

Microsoft by Racecar56 April 9, 2009

Microsoft 

Noun - To Microsoft - a synonym for rebooting. The word came about as a result of the main way to fix a Microsoft Operating System, which was to simply turn off the operating system and start it anew. This was quite common when the famous blue screen of death (BSOD) showed up on a computer.

The computer locked up, so he microsofted it.

Johnny microsofted the computer in order to get it operational again.

Microsoft by Cyric297 January 16, 2009

Microsoftie 

The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.

Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie

Microsoftie by Grain September 12, 2004

microsoftish 

An organization, or company that is known to use dirty tactics to make even more profit then their already ridiculous figures. Some of these tactics can be seen as evil, or simply dirty. It is not to be confused with illegal, as these organizations will make sure that what they do is legal, but just "micro" "soft" to customers.

One common tactic is to price gouge, or hide clauses to make customers pay more after they've already paid. This is very common with software licensing companies.

I already paid 10k for this software, but now they want me to pay another 1k per computer just so the client portion can work? That's so microsoftish!

microsoftish by redsquirrel1 January 20, 2011

microsoft 

inability of a designer to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying creative desires, most often relating to powerpoint.

Powerpoint is giving me such a microsoft

microsoft by RGBeast May 29, 2016

Microsoft PowerPoint 2007 

The premier and most comprehensive home and school presentation software suite of the 21st century.

Friend: Hey, I have to do a flashy project for my AP Biology class
Me, an intellectual: Well, you should come over to my place and whip up an effective presentation in a jiffy with Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

Microsoft PowerPoint 2007 by NotBillGates December 5, 2017

Microsoft 

A person with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to discover he was microsoft

Microsoft by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019