Woof 

An external expression of the internal truth that it's getting good in here.

(Purely hypothetical) Dude #1: "I can't believe it, the Blues just won the Stanley Cup!"
Dude #2: "Woof!!"

Woof by dmbcpa777 August 10, 2012

Woof 

A term used that can mean the same as “damn” or “holy cow” or “wow”

Let’s say you see a hot girl. Instead of saying “damn she’s cute”, just look at your bud and go “woof” and maybe do an eyebrow raise or wink.

Or “wow that’s a big...”

instead just say “woof” with an eyebrow raise or a wink.

Woof by Urstumbler August 5, 2018

woof 

adj. To express utter dissapointment. To signify extreme dislike.

Wow, I have an exam today and forgot to study...woof.

woof by Paul Kazanjian December 28, 2005

Woof 

A verbal insult that implies how one is so unaesthetically appealing to the the eye that even the canine species would find him/her unrecognizable to a point where it would feel compelled to bark as a warning for said individual to maintain their distance.

"Man my woof factor is through the roof today. I haven't showered in over a week and I no longer fit in my sweat pants"

Woof by Supercalafragatastic April 28, 2013

woof 

A word used to describe supreme ugliness, used in place of something like, "Gross!" or "Eww..." or any other childish word.

Bill: Omg, Bob, did you see that fat chick?
Bob: Yeah! Woof!

woof by Mr. Squakity September 27, 2004

woof 

The equivilant of whoa. Said when something surprising or unforeseen happens.

Woof, didn't see that one coming.

woof by JacksWastedLife December 28, 2005

woof 

a dog fucking barking!!!!

dog- woooo0ooof woof bitch
human- ok ill let you out

woof by wolfkiller1351 February 22, 2019