Take a jizz for my wizz 

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

Take a jizz for my wizz by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009

Wizjing 

A web page glitch/virus that is brought about accidently or deliberately.

"What happened to this page."
"Must be a Wizjing."

Wizjing by falker0001 November 21, 2009

WIZER or WIZZER 

WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis

Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"

WIZER or WIZZER by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

precautionary wizz by sheila in the car May 23, 2009

Witzickness 

All Giants of The Ready Set have this; it is incurable and is the only sickness known to man that gives you benefits. Awesome people have this illness. It is when you are borderline obsessed/flat-out obsessed with The Ready Set. You destroy the replay button on your music device or youtube to listen to his songs.

Girl: "OMG the doctor diagnosed me with Witzickness!"
Boy: "That's awesome! I have it too!"
Girl: "Let's go be awesome and listen to The Ready Set like crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah!"

Witzickness by TRSGiant<3 May 14, 2011

wizbin 

another name for toilet or urinal

dam it where's the wizbin

wizbin by johnny the tackling alzheimers June 13, 2009

wizzgiggle 

1. When someone urinates on you with a smile!
2. Variation of Golden shower.
3. To spring a leak while laughing

oh my gosh, she is going to wizzgiggle him..
Girl, he wizzgiggled me last night!!!
Don't try to wizzgiggle your way outta this.
Babies will wizzgiggle in yo face
when I saw friday after next, I might have wizzgiggle a lil bit.

wizzgiggle by Greeneyez August 26, 2007