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WIFTing is WhatsApp-Instagram-Facebook-Twitter stalking of someone on the aforementioned social media networks.
James decided not to go out with his friends because he was too busy WIFTing Angela.

Adam: Dude, I didn't sleep all night.
Sean: Why? You weren't WIFTing Cindy were you?
Adam: Yea man, all networks, i WIFTed her all night.
WIFTing by xclaver March 30, 2013

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot 

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack
There is none, really:p

Wiffling 

That dude is wiffling in the dark!
Wiffling by Emperor_Urban May 21, 2017

Whiffing Matthew 

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.
Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!
Whiffing Matthew by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017

Mates wifeing 

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.
Mates wifeing by A mates wife August 8, 2019

Sister Wifing 

When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.
“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”

“Yeah bro!”
Sister Wifing by Freakyteakybr December 18, 2020