weather app 

When somebody is in an awkward social situation on the weather app to make it look like they are texting

“the weather app is looking sick right now”

weather app by Shrekeycaca February 5, 2023

weather hacker 

(n.) a clean substitution for the term "motherfucker" in former Hololive VTuber Kiryu Coco's original song "Weather Hackers☆"

"Good morning, weather hackers!"

weather hacker by 30004tune July 1, 2021

Weather Report

A jazz band from the the '70s, Weather Report was made up of pianist Joe Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. Some members that have gone through include the late great Jaco Pastorius, who was a virtuoso at bass. They went through a string of drummers, including Alphonse Mouzon, Eric Gravatt, Greg Errico, Leon 'Ndugu' Chancler, and Chester Thompson.

Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!

Weather Report featured Jaco Pastorius, therefore Weather Report owns all.

Weather Report by Christopher Riggs October 3, 2005

weather porn 

(noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.

Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.

The Super Outbreak of 2011 seemed to result in a similar outbreak of weather porn!

weather porn by Lefty September 25, 2013

Weather Martyr 

A person who sacrifices warmth in extremely cold weather to remain stylish.

Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.

Weather Martyr by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010

Weather-Confused Hoe 

A girl who comes to school on a normal basis wearing a hoodie sweatshirt, booty shorts, and Uggs.

Guy 1: Look at that chick! Her clothes are for way too many different season!
Guy 2: Must be a weather-confused hoe.

Weather-Confused Hoe by Oyashiro-sama October 8, 2010

Weather Thot 

A weather girl hired specifically for her sex appeal. Only kept on the show because she attracts male viewers. Always has an absurdly large ass that she shows off by wearing tight dresses.

Mike: Why are you watching the news? We can get the weather on our phones.
Dave: I know, but I can't stop staring at this weather thot.

Weather Thot by Noclip858 May 23, 2021