never-wazzer 

A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

On top of that, I am a never-wazzer on all technical matters.

Perhaps I might comment - "Better a has been than a never wazzer....!!!"

Hewitt has proved that a "never wazzer" can be compelled to accomplish...

never-wazzer by bluejeanne April 29, 2010

I done wizzed my cheese 

I screwed up

I failed the test, I done wizzed my cheese

I done wizzed my cheese by Hailey Bailey December 11, 2021

wazzdakka

A Warhammer 40K Ork special character

Wazzdakka counts as an HQ choice.

wazzdakka by Anonymous June 9, 2003

wazed 

When one individual is both under the influence of alchohol (wasted), and on a high (blazed)

after smoking a joint and taking 6 shots of vodka, johnny was completely wazed

wazed by Joe Stych August 29, 2006

Wazzer 

An unattractive male figure, in extreme cases found with a large set of teeth.

Alan Carr = Wazzer
Janet Street Porter is a female Wazzer.

Wazzer by Warren McTeeth July 18, 2009

wazzerk 

A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.

Don't be so stupid you parrot-faced spawny eyed wazzerk.

Stop acting like a wazzerk.

wazzerk by Bolton Cowboy November 6, 2015

Take a wazzer 

Slang for "Urinate"

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."

Take a wazzer by Doc Evil July 24, 2003