eat your vegetables 

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.

You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.

eat your vegetables by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005

Vegetable Rights Activist

also referred to as vegetable liberationists, believe that the most basic interests of non-animals should be afforded the same consideration as the similar interests of human beings. Advocates approach the issue from different philosophical positions, but agree that vegetables should be viewed as non-human persons and members of the moral community, and should not be used as food, clothing, research subjects, or entertainment.

Vegetarians don't know how much carrots and potatoes suffer when they are being skinned alive, they have no way of expressing their pain. Potato peelers are implements of torture. I'm a Vegetable Rights Activist that's why I eat meat.

Vegetable Rights Activist by Notintoracism December 30, 2010

Vegetable Goblin 

A vegan or vegetarian

That damn vegetable goblin is threatening our republican values by not eating animals!

Vegetable Goblin by wowsuchacuteboyXXX December 13, 2016

E-vailable 

When one is available for receiving e-mail. This sometimes results in one 'swarming around his inbox' and doing nothing useful except waiting for a certain important e-mail.

I stayed at home, just to be e-vailable.

E-vailable by Richel Bilderbeek August 1, 2007

Steamed Vegetables 

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

Steamed Vegetables by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014

vagtable sex 

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

vagtable sex by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

brew your own vegetable soup 

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

brew your own vegetable soup by Uncle Dimma October 16, 2012