Utilitarian edgelord 

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.

Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"

Utilitarian edgelord by AbbyV June 20, 2021

urilet 

A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!

Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!

urilet by Telephony July 21, 2014

utilitous

adj.

useful

A can opener is very utilitous.

utilitous by Anonymous January 25, 2003

utilize 

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.

Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."

utilize by creaternity April 18, 2006

Dropped an Utley 

Dropping a F Bomb in front of a large croud.

Yo, Joe Biden just dropped an Utley at the health care signing.

Dropped an Utley by nb576223 March 24, 2010

unileg

a. (n) someone who only has one leg
b. guy on a wheelchair that begs for money in Cutler Ridge. FL

"oh snap, roll up your window that unileg has mad eye contact with me, he is going to ask us for money."

unileg by theprivileges May 18, 2006

Utilikilt 

(yoo-TIH-lih-kihlt) 1. n, a kilt (men's unbifurcated garment) made of cotton duc cloth with cargo pockets, usually in a solid color
2. symbol of man's freedom in the form of an unbifurcated garment

<i>Man1</i> Dude, nice Utilikilt!
<i>Man2</i> Thanks bro, and likewise!

Utilikilt by Jacob Johnson October 6, 2004