UPS 

Usually Pretty Stoned

UPS by crazyfock November 7, 2003

UPS 

Useless Piece of Shit

The new guy Brad is a UPS.

UPS by jebus0 October 10, 2007

UPS 

The best shipping service. Uber Parcel Service.

I wanted something quick, so I chose UPS. None of that white and green fedex shit.

UPS by AcneBrain July 13, 2004

UPS 

1. Un-Protected sex.

2. A company that is nowhere near as good as FedEx

Richard: How did your date go last night?
Mike: My UPS delivery is going to arrive in nine months.

Paul: My UPS package is taking for to get here.
Ryan: You should have used FedEx.

UPS by jatkins May 18, 2007

UPS 

A Brown Nazi who delivers things to you. Such as Dildo's and other nice products.

When will that Brown Nazi arrive at my door so I can get my getto box.

UPS by The Shankster September 9, 2004

UPS 

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

UPS by George Hoefer March 9, 2005

UPS 

Up the
Poop
Shute

Dude 1: "I went UPS last night. She said, 'What can brown do for you?' We both laughed."

Dude 2: "Talk about a special delivery!"

UPS by Jack Handiest March 13, 2011