the

A word that comes before other words.

Jess: What are you doing this weekend?
Austin: I'm going to the mall.

by jatkins May 21, 2007

UPS

1. Un-Protected sex.

2. A company that is nowhere near as good as FedEx

Richard: How did your date go last night?
Mike: My UPS delivery is going to arrive in nine months.

Paul: My UPS package is taking for to get here.
Ryan: You should have used FedEx.

by jatkins May 18, 2007