afl umpire
Mate 1: Hey!, who is that cunt on the field giving free kicks to Richmond
Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire
Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire
afl umpire by lashedwalnut979 August 4, 2018
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Sexist Umpire
A last-resort term used desperately to insult a male who is defeating a female fairly and squarely in a debate or an argument. Popularized by tennis champion Serena Williams.
Carl: Ur mom gae.
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Maria: Heyyyyyy... you're being a sexist umpire!!!
Crowd: Oof... shots fired
Carl: *retreats in order to salvage what dignity he has left*
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Maria: Heyyyyyy... you're being a sexist umpire!!!
Crowd: Oof... shots fired
Carl: *retreats in order to salvage what dignity he has left*
Sexist Umpire by H3H3FupaLord October 12, 2018
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Internet Umpire
Sathish is a boy from Chennai who is well known for his social name internet umpire which is a twitter entertainment account , he a exiquisite love towards team Chennai super kings and its player's
Wow I dint believe that word reeks a heisenberg out of me
Heisenberg is a person who make cricket more intresting using his sarcastic tweets
Wow I dint believe that word reeks a heisenberg out of me
Heisenberg is a person who make cricket more intresting using his sarcastic tweets
Internet Umpire by Jobless Typer ! December 13, 2020
alphabetical umpire
bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin
gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin
gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling
Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs
alphabetical umpire by QuacksO April 15, 2021
Umphrey's McGee
The best band you've never heard of. Are hardly a "jam band" because they put every other band in the field to shame with their ridiculous musicianship. Consists of six accomplished musicians, half of which have college degrees in music. Songs are a mixture of technical, tightly composed music (featuring odd time signatures, unexpected key changes, and brilliant melodies), excellent lyricism, and UM's hilarious sense of humor, puncutated by the amazing guitar playing of Brendan Bayliss and Jake Cinninger and drumming of Kris Myers. Definitely music for musicians, but can be enjoyed by all.
Too bad bands like Umphrey's McGee, Medeski Martin and Wood, and Bela Fleck are lumped into the jam band genre.
Umphrey's McGee by Mike from Tennessee December 12, 2004