Dirty Turked
"Yeah I just got back from Marmaris where I got dirty turked by a barman called Mehmet on a sun lounger."
Dirty Turked by fulleulla May 14, 2010
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Turkey Balls
When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Turkey Balls by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020
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Turkey (high five)
A physical gesture. When one person goes for a high-five and the other gives them one with a bald up fist (making the combined hands look like a turkey) and says "Turkey!"
Turkey (high five) by drucker789 April 12, 2009
Amber turded
the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.
"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."
Amber turded by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022
I think I might have left the blender turned on
1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
Amber turded
(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
Amber turded by amber turd May 17, 2022