what the biscuit 

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!

What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!

what the biscuit by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013

had the biscuit 

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

had the biscuit by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

Pumping out the bisquick 

Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon

Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick

Pumping out the bisquick by keightisgreight December 8, 2010

Burn the biscuits 

When someone completely bungles a situation and fucks everything up for all involved.

I can't believe he fumbled on the one yard line, Bruce really burn the biscuits on this one.

Burn the biscuits by OpiumEater99 September 12, 2016

the biscuits 

Just a different way of saying "the shit" or "awesome." Where'd it come from you ask? It seems random you say? Well sir, I pulled it out of my ass.

"Oldschool Nickelodeon is the BISCUITS."

the biscuits by YapmelkXela September 15, 2011

Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa 

A game played by swingers. Woman lays down, whilst several men line up and take turns blindfolded (of course) to 'Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa'. Also known as putting their testicles in the woman's mouth which is full of warm untainted, delicious, scrumptious semen.

Hey Mike, are you up for a bit of dunk the biscuit in the cuppa tonight?

Did you hear about Mandy last night, she got dunked several times!

Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa by SatansLittleLover69 September 20, 2019

had the biscuit 

Worn out and no longer good for anything

My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.

had the biscuit by Bob the BlueBerry February 20, 2009