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cash on the barrel head 

it means basically 'cash and carry'... you pay someone cash on the spot (placing the cash atop a barrel that's for sale) and they in turn release the goods to you right then and there - and you carry it (the barrel) away!
I see that you're selling your car on line. Can I give you cash on the barrel head and I drive away with the title?
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The Barrel 

A song created by Ethan (crankgameplays) and Mark (markiplier) on Unus Annus with the help of the Gregory Brothers and Joshua King. It is a farewell to Marks van named the barrel.
The Barrel

This one goes out to the barrel
May she rest in peace

Well there once was a day that you were home alone
And you realized you didn't have a car of your own
So sittin' there strugglin' to come up with a plan
You said "Hell yeah, I need a van"
You called up an uber and went down to the shop
To figure out what kind of vans they got
Purple, orange, red and green
But you said "That white one is more like me"

Pre Chorus
Through all the toughest times in life
She's always been there rollin' by your side

Chorus
Oh, the Barrel
Lovin' you since that day
The Barrel
Takin' you to any place
The Barrel
Huggin' that old asphalt, yeah
The Barrel
And she'll always be rollin

Rollin' down the LA strip
Whenever we were ready we'd be taking a trip
Didn't really matter, day or night
You'd be flying down the streets, got me feeling just right
We cut on the music you'd be jackin' it up
Had a better bass boomin' than a pickup truck
She was flashy, sassy, little bit nasty
But when we'd wash her up she'd be lookin' real classy

Pre Chorus repeats

Chorus repeats

Rollin' through the pearly gates
'Cause on that dreadful day
She was no match for that old bat
That Ethan gave
But the road to your heart
Will forever be paved
With the tire tracks she made
'Cause

Pre Chorus repeats

Chorus repeats
The Barrel by EmzieWemzie March 9, 2021

Guardians Of The Barrier 

The ones who guard the barrier with some obscure sounds. It will remind you of a the trantalantas of the northeast.
Dude have you met Guardians Of The Barrier? they were down the street.

cash on the barrel 

also "cash on the barrelhead". Means that you give me cash, and I'll give you the product at that time. No credit no delivery.
Buddy: You ever think about selling that old juicer?
Barbara: I'll give it to you for $20 - cash on the barrel.
Buddy: OK, here is the money.
Barbara: Thank you, here is the juicer.
Buddy: It has been a pleasure doing business with you.
Barbara: The feeling is mutual.

cash on the barrel 

when you have a formidable proposition and want to close the deal
Don: Lookie here boy, I'll give you $50 for it.

Bill: Done. Cash on the barrel.

The Barrett

Sleepy, Hairy, Tanned, Loves the Couch, Lots of Cigs, Fastfood, No Sex.

Everyone knows a The Barrett
Dude wake up it is 3 in the afternoon, you are acting like The Barrett
The Barrett by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

scraping the bottom of the barrel 

1. To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

2. Having run out of all other good ideas, to settle for an extremely low quality, crappy, or poor idea.
Did you hear about "The Smurfs"? Hollywood must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel with that movie.