stapler 

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts

daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn

daquan from staples by Daquan from staples November 5, 2014

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

staple sauce 

1. Sauce comprised entirely of staples consumed and enjoyed by "What's-Her-Face" character from "Teen Girl Squad" series, episode 9, at www.homestarrunner.com. This occurs after "Cheerleader" is run over by "Crazy Learner's Permit Girl". Staple Sauce is immortalized by Strong Bad in an unnamed song presumed to be called, "Best Friends Squad".

Staple sauce is suggested to be eaten in quantities of "heaping bowls". Staple sauce may cause death, which it did to "What's-Her-Face".

Strong Bad: "What's-Her-Face eats staple sauce, a heaping bowl of staple sauce."

staple sauce by rtblechner December 9, 2008

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

stappit fu 

Scots for “stuffed full.”
Can also be just "stappit"

I couldna eat anither bite I'm totally stappit fu.

stappit fu by ScotsElsie January 7, 2008