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slob on my knob 

means to give a man oral sex
slob on my knob, like corn on the cob
slob on my knob by Rose April 8, 2003

neat slob 

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.
I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.
neat slob by boggler June 5, 2005

Cow Slob 

When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.
Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.

Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.
Cow Slob by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

secret slob 

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.

Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.

Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"

person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."

slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.
Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???
slob donkey by joeyballz November 25, 2015

Slob Kebab 

"Bro, I totally had a Slob Kebab last night. I need a shower."
Slob Kebab by SirScoots April 23, 2016