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The past tense of Skamp. this is the shit you take after eating an excessive amount of seafood, especially at Long John Silvers.
Dude, after last nights dinner at Long John Silvers, I skamped all over Phils toilet.
Skamped by MargoMauler June 28, 2009
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Killed. Refers to the position a body takes if shot in a car or a sitting position, as in "slumped over".
"Brandy all f**ked up in the head cuz her babby daddy got slumped"
slumped by Mistress Quabeena July 31, 2005
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!
Stumped by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009
Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
Stumped by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005
brooo Did you see kateri last night she was slumped I was to lmao
Slumped by Slumpgod101 January 20, 2019
In weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less than what you payed for. Or, in my case, when you give someone money to bring you back some bud and they never bring you back any at all, and say they "forgot it". Moral of the story is, kids, never front money.
I gave Malik twenty dollars for a gram of dank in English class and the next day he dropped out of school. I got skimped.
Skimped by Captainhurpdurp December 1, 2011