shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shrimpees 

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps

That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.

shrimpees by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

shrimpdacockis 

A genetic “disease” that cause your penis to not be able to grow more than 3 inches

Broskie, i heard Kevontae got shrimpdacockis

shrimpdacockis by Simp the Shrimp April 23, 2020

shrimpadoodle 

the biggest W compliment ever. if you’ve ever been called this, be grateful for the rest of ur life

“omg stop doing roblox fortnite dances ur being a shrimpadoodle”
“WAIT RLLY OMG TYSM”

shrimpadoodle by urmom499 January 15, 2022

shrimperman

Noun: Someone who collects shrimp from the ocean.

Forest Gump was a shrimperman.

shrimperman by DNUNZ January 6, 2008

Shrimper's Cut 

A tactical move used by shrimpers (people who catch shrimp for a living). When fighting, a shrimper may use this technique by slashing the lower abdomen of his adversary. This is not a lethal tactic but it renders the victim incapable of fighting. The victim must use his hands to hold in his intestines rather than fighting.

Did you see that guys scar across his stomach? Thats a nasty shrimper's cut.

Shrimper's Cut by Def Dr. May 8, 2007

Shripped 

A mixture of shedded and ripped, for when you’re way too bulked for the normal, skinny dumpling

Yooo did you see that guy trying to walk through the doorway? He couldn’t! He was too shripped!!!!!1!1!!

Yooooo did you see that guy down 6 bottles of 4 loko? He was shripped!

Yoooo that guy had some huge veiny veins! He was shripped!!! Like some Larry the lobster type shit!! Shripped!

Shripped by deputy_danger June 3, 2018