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squelching 

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.
"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."
squelching by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Quelfing 

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.
Quelfing by ricky0144 November 16, 2010

Squelching 

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)
Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

Squelching pig 

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.
Squelching pig by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

Squelching 

Sleeping with a girl on her period and making that sweet squelch when her blood and your cum mix together.
Jord: She was on her period last night
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching
Squelching by Berkenstein October 31, 2015
The act of inserting a student's class ring (primarily a high school class ring) into another student's rectum, possibly as a preliminary to other sexual activity.
Brian was quiching Sandy after school, in order to spread her open for later.
quiching by Jordache DeWitt December 10, 2007