Proximute 

Proximute is a french person who is attractive, sexy, and truly creative/charming. Proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression)

Ian- yo guys did you about proximute's new map

Kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab and make a surf map?

Zeuse- proximute i love you

Proximute by Enigm_A August 6, 2017

proximitist 

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.

I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.

proximitist by Further Away March 23, 2007

forced proximity 

a trope where the two characters are forced to spend time together

doing a project together

forced to work together

(forced proximity)

forced proximity by i love you mizuena January 9, 2023

Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

Profitate by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

Prodicate 

Also known as zZetro, Prodicate is a big black man who is very strong. His huge, black, veiny biceps make him attractive. He also has a big black dog who has a huge ball sack.

Prodicate is on ship, don’t chall!

Prodicate by zZetro June 28, 2021

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

cranial rectal proximity syndrome by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Proximity Obsession 

Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea, feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety when close to a given person or thing.

1. When a guy talks to a waitress at a bar and she asks him what he would like to drink, that guy then has a proximity obsession and thinks he has a chance to score because she talked to him. 2. A wanting for an item that is within your immediate vicinity but you had no desire or wanting for it otherwise.

Proximity Obsession by Brad Humphrey March 25, 2006