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Proximute 

Proximute is a french person who is attractive, sexy, and truly creative/charming. Proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression)
Ian- yo guys did you about proximute's new map

Kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab and make a surf map?

Zeuse- proximute i love you
Proximute by Enigm_A August 6, 2017
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proximute 

Hey faguette (Proximute)
-hi
You shoud KYS today!
-alr
Yay!
-kbye
proximute by proximute May 2, 2017

proximity effect training 

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.
I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.
"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "
proximity enticement by aretegroup February 27, 2015

not-for-profitute 

A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.
"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."
not-for-profitute by ViHelena April 23, 2017

Ad Proximum Convivium

A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)

Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).
TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.
Ad Proximum Convivium by A Ten September 13, 2009

Proximity shag 

One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.

Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...

B: ...live next door. That makes me a...

A: ... proximity shag.

B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
Proximity shag by Roo October 6, 2013