pranking 

As well as being used by cheap friends, pranking is also being reported as being used as a marketing strategy in Australia. You miss a call and your phone records it with caller ID, you return the call and find you're listening to a recorded marketing message

"oh, missed a call from 9555-1234...I wonder who that is..."

Dial 9555-1234...

''Thanks for calling back! For an online quote for lower cost car insurance go to www. ...'' Click!

"Damn, I wish they'd stop pranking me".

pranking by SteveD March 2, 2008

proncing 

Like prancing, but only a thousand times cooler.

renmus says: lea, do you prance?
lea says: No, I pronce, its so much more hardcore!

proncing by Miss_Moto May 26, 2005

Ponking 

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

Ponking by sean75 April 17, 2009

Poonking 

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

Poonking by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Pronning 

Jackin' off to porn

(masturbating)

Yo man wahtd you do last night?

Ntm mang just spent the night pronning it up

Pronning by jesusisalie June 22, 2009

Prankingly 

The adverb version of the word Prank. To be used only in terms of describing the actions of a Prankster. (See def.)

He's sure acting pretty prankingly today, eh?

Prankingly by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP May 21, 2015

ponking 

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

ponking by mattynic October 8, 2005