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primalsexuality 

A sexual lifestyle lived by a person being self-obsessed or narcissistic to the point of losing all attraction to members of the opposite sex. Primalsexuals, in general, regard themselves as superior to anyone they encounter, and spend much time and money on perfecting their appearance. Rather than staying sexually idle, primalsexuals resort to having sexual relations with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex or masturbation for sexual pleasures.
Oh my face... it's so beautiful... I love me... I might need to resort to primalsexuality!

Is he still looking at himself in that mirror? Raymond is such a frickin' primalsexual.
primalsexuality by Kevin Dekker November 26, 2007
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Priapism 

The practice of starting a tourist-shop near my gargantuan wang, and selling life-like custom-made miniaturized dildos - complete with pulsating dorsal vein - to the male gender, in order for them to treat their girlfriends on a properly sized dick.
I'm a priapist and worship the godlike phallus of my overlord.

Damn, I wish I had such a massively sized wang. I would totally skewer my bitch on it.
Priapism by Ubermensch April 4, 2005

Primaris 

Primaris
Primaris > Dajuda
Primaris owned Dajuda
Primaris by Unknown August 2, 2002

Primalist 

A really good class in an MMO game where people think that the class is shite. In reality the class is God mode and those people are fuckwits.

In conclusion Primalist has AP and AP is superior than SP
PERSON 1: Hey Hyolus do you have this Primalist class?
PERSON 2: No I don't I think it's shite
PERSON 1: Well I think you are shit and a Fuckwit.
Primalist by Gullymommy123 December 19, 2021

Primelism 

Primelism is a philosophy that holds that one's self is, or should be, better than oneself as the motivation and goal of one's own action.
Joe is such a primelist, he thinks he is better than everyone, even himself.
Primelist is a term to use for someone, and primelism is the philosophy itself.
Primelism by Don't follow the herd December 16, 2022
a word that is created by an illiterate person, trying to sound intelligent.
"John, are you coming over for dinner tonight?"
"Negatoritive Sarah, I have to get my nut hairs plucked"
"John, you need to lay off the Primoisms"
Primoism by Primoisms December 19, 2015

primalsoph 

a caveperson on twitter and deviantart and youtube who types like an undertale character
"go follow primalsoph on twitter"
"who tf is that"
primalsoph by primalsoph May 24, 2022