sport porkin
chasin skirt for fun
sport porkin by peasandcorn June 11, 2006
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sport porkin
the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.
The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):
1. Go Ugly Early
2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth
The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):
1. Go Ugly Early
2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth
Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?
Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...
Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?
Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?
Guy 1: Hell Yea!
Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!
Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...
Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?
Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?
Guy 1: Hell Yea!
Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!
sport porkin by GCruz December 30, 2011
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Parking Lot Pickle
Parking Lot Pickle by MythicalH February 24, 2023
stealth parking
Stealth parking - is when you park in a place not necessarily meant for overnight parking. This can be on a city street, residential area or a marina parking lot or you might have
Time to kill or just scoping out the
Area.
Usually, sleeping in a vehicle on city streets is illegal . That’s why it’s important to be discreet and learn about stealth parking / camping best practices.
You may end up living in a van or a car for a variety of reasons: you want to explore, you got laid-off and can’t afford rent, or you’re trying to save money
You want your stealth camper van to look like a regular old van, not a van someone’s living in. Think a van an electrician or a plumber would use.
Old conversion vans like
Chevy Astro ,ford E-Series, Ford transit ,Toyota Prius,Subaru Outback
Some places to include are
Hotel Parking Lots,Marinas,Apartment Buildings with Unassigned Parking,Industrial Parks,Big box stores,truck stops.
Tips
It's best to invest in window Tint your windows or install curtains,
Keep the inside of your ride immaculately clean when stealth camping,
Change Locations Frequently,Keep Your Lights Low, beware of drug addicts, security guards,cops,Karen's, neighborhood watch ,thieves, burglars .
Also known as stealth camping
Time to kill or just scoping out the
Area.
Usually, sleeping in a vehicle on city streets is illegal . That’s why it’s important to be discreet and learn about stealth parking / camping best practices.
You may end up living in a van or a car for a variety of reasons: you want to explore, you got laid-off and can’t afford rent, or you’re trying to save money
You want your stealth camper van to look like a regular old van, not a van someone’s living in. Think a van an electrician or a plumber would use.
Old conversion vans like
Chevy Astro ,ford E-Series, Ford transit ,Toyota Prius,Subaru Outback
Some places to include are
Hotel Parking Lots,Marinas,Apartment Buildings with Unassigned Parking,Industrial Parks,Big box stores,truck stops.
Tips
It's best to invest in window Tint your windows or install curtains,
Keep the inside of your ride immaculately clean when stealth camping,
Change Locations Frequently,Keep Your Lights Low, beware of drug addicts, security guards,cops,Karen's, neighborhood watch ,thieves, burglars .
Also known as stealth camping
Stealth parking may seem kinda shady and strange
One tip we’ve heard and use often is that it’s important to change your location frequently when stealth camping. The main goal is not to draw too much attention to yourself.
For example, you don’t want to be on the same residential street every night. This might tip off neighbors who keep seeing a random van pull in late and leave early and don't have a loud muffler or lack thereof one.
Again, arrive as late as you can and leave early, preferably before people leave for work.
One tip we’ve heard and use often is that it’s important to change your location frequently when stealth camping. The main goal is not to draw too much attention to yourself.
For example, you don’t want to be on the same residential street every night. This might tip off neighbors who keep seeing a random van pull in late and leave early and don't have a loud muffler or lack thereof one.
Again, arrive as late as you can and leave early, preferably before people leave for work.
stealth parking by Blu_leef November 2, 2022