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Plumpet

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The fattest furry creatures that usually way around 500 pounds. 3 feet tall with a jolly round tummy. Their limbs are so small that they have to roll instead of walking. They like a breakfast in bed with sausage, blue cheese, and tummy-toast. They are usually bald on the head with 1 tooth hanging in their mouths(tooth will fall out at 2 months old). Never brush their gums and extremely bad breath and farts. They spend their day crying and leaving turds on the ground.
Dora: "You're more fat than even me, you Plumpet!"
The plumpet started screaming while pooping in his breakfast, drops of diarrhea sprays on Dora's donuts.
Dora cries in pain and turns into a Plumpet.
by kingcatIII December 30, 2022
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A man who constantly wants to bang a bbw, those who love women with more to love, one who fantasizes about sexual encounters with big women, or those of us who are lucky enough to be able to fill one up on a regular basis.
I can't stand when my bbw girlfriend goes out of town, all I can think about is banging her, I am a true plumper pumper,
by fat lover August 19, 2007
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Pumped

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I pumped that dirty wee midden in her parents'bed!
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
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"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"
by Chris January 8, 2004
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pumped is a feeling of total excitment also known as pshyed,amped,rush,
i was so pumped to go on the ride i forgot my ticket
by kyle coleman August 24, 2004
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a fat yet very alluring female woman. Curvy. Plumper than the average lady,(hence the name) but nonetheless very attractive.
That slightly overweight firl is a plumper... sure i'd fuck her!
by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003
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One who likes to bang fat chicks. (Fat not PHat). Also know as a pig hunter, pig farmer, chocolatier.
Rob: Its not that she is just fucking some other guy right now and idont want in the middle, i will find new girls, i just wanne be friendswith her. Besides, theres a fat bitch in raymond i might nail soon.
Dan: Hey big girls need love too, I just never figured you 4 a plumper pumper!!!!
Rob: awwwww damn
by Dano3805 October 25, 2006
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