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Playing Cars 

The act of removing the muffler from your "pimped" hatchback to make it "sound fast" or like a "real car" Similar to children putting a playing card in the spokes of their bike to make it sound like a motorcycle.
Hector, I love Playing Cars! Even though we are doing 25, it sounds like we are in a race car! Look at all those bitches checking us out!
Playing Cars by Kavka June 6, 2010

playing coy

to avoid giving direct answers, a shy manipulative way to keep your information to yourself
Ben: i asked Kye about the fight but he wouldn’t tell me anything i didn’t already know
Eli: i’d say he’s just not a rat, but Kye is always playing coy
playing coy by coywow May 20, 2021

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft 

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.

playing yo-yo with a turd 

When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.
Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.
playing yo-yo with a turd by Nerples December 23, 2013

playing suckie face 

the kids are down in the basement playing suckie face
playing suckie face by pussy bee October 29, 2019

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.