parlor peter 

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.

parlor peter by Richard Black March 30, 2005

Parlor trick 

Parlor trick (par-lour tr-ick)

The act of blowing meth filled clouds on one's penis. Typically used in a parTy setting/environment. (Verb)

I.e. ”Chris did a parlor trick on Ryan's fat cock"

Parlor trick by Trojan Prince February 14, 2020

parlor sparking 

Making out on the front porch or parlor of a house.

Daniel and Denise were at home parlor sparking last night.

parlor sparking by Snoodan November 18, 2013

parlor trick 

What da spider famously tried to play on da fly through verbal enticement --- i.e., inviting in said buzzy being with promises of fine and homey accommodations.

Even modern-day folks could take a lesson from Mary Howitt's early-1800's kiddie-poem --- there are always gonna be plenty of deceitful shysters around who will try all number of "parlor tricks" on you in an attempt to lure you into their "webs of deception", such as financial scams, empty promises of romance, false/exaggerated claims or destitution, etc.

parlor trick by QuacksO July 11, 2023

Nuclear Beauty Parlor 

To mess with people by laughing at something you feel totally serious about, usually improvised by a group of female friends. The original Nuclear Beauty Parlor was group of Art Punk chicks in San Francisco back in the eighties. They started out getting arrested protesting nuclear weapons and then did street theater dressed in pink beauty parlor smocks and looking good so they wouldn't get beat up by cops. Then music producer Bill Graham liked the lyrics to their theme song and funded the 45 vinyl single recorded by members of The Tubes because the Nuclear Beauty Parlor was not a band. The record is archived at Swarthmore College as an artifact of the nuclear freeze movement. The lyrics to the Nuclear Beauty Parlor song are sweet, look them up.

Naaw.. this a Nuclear Beauty Parlor, right?

Nuclear Beauty Parlor by artbomb July 3, 2011

Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Massage Parlor 

A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.

"I'm going to a massage parlor Dan, you want to come?"
"No thanks, I'm afraid of getting the clap"

Massage Parlor by tdan December 11, 2004