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sissy ovaries 

n.

The testicles of a sissy.
When I have a sissygasm, the watery sissy jizz that dribbles out of my clitty comes from my sissy g-spot not my sissy ovaries.

ovarianfuck

Situation with a large scale of disarray where only women are responsible for the wrong going. Similar to a clusterfuck
Guy 1 : Do you know why the last party was so shitty?

Guy 2 : huh... no?

Guy 1 : Shirley, Nancy and Theresa were organizing it. That's why it has become such an ovarianfuck

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The "Brangelina" (Brad and Angelina) is a popular ovarianfuck, Angelina is taking all the decisions.
ovarianfuck by Reesbo Jarvais December 2, 2010

Crusty Ovaries 

When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.
Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.
Crusty Ovaries by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

ovaries exploded 

Baisically it means that you just fangirled so hard that your body couldn't physically take it. Usually used to describe personally, and by girls.
Audrie: Wait you met Dan and Phil

Jamie: Yes!! My Ovaries Exploded so hard I couldn't even breathe.
ovaries exploded by AWESOMKIDZONUD December 29, 2015
When a woman is gutsy or bold, strong, independent and fearless. Instead of saying 'ballsy' one can use 'ovarius' or 'ovatius'...as it refers to her 'eggs' or the female equivalent of 'balls'.
"You're quite ovarius. It's very sexy~!"

"She is an ovarius woman, totally fearless!"
Ovarius by Damiana00 December 1, 2011

Orange Ovaries 

1. The female version of Blue Balls.

2. When your man does work and doesn't finish the job.
Lindz: OMG that guy last night totally gave me the worst case of orange ovaries.
Shar: at least he was employed in something, but looks like he's already going to get laid off. (pun intended)
Orange Ovaries by Uknowwhoitis November 6, 2011