A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.
Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?
Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.
Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!
Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!