Node

A word that you call someone.

It really means nothing but if you say it enough it pisses people off, and that’s funny.

You be loonkin like a fucking node!

Node by Meaty Sausage June 3, 2018

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Node

Russ seemed to like that one. That wasn't you.

Hym "None of the stuff I'm lauded for is you! The node thing was me. I may be a thief but I'm not a goddamn plagiarist!"

Node by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

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Node.js

A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.

Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.

Node.js by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

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node-minecraft-protocol

node-minecraft-protocol is a Minecraft protocol library for node.js, based on node-protodef. It is available on npm as minecraft-protocol, and allows you to create clients, servers, and to otherwise serialize and deserialize packets.

// Example code for node-minecraft-protocol:
const nmp = require('minecraft-protocol')

const client = nmp.createClient({ host: 'localhost', port: 25565, username: 'amonger' })

client.on('login', packet => {

client.write('chat', { message: 'Hello, world!' })
})

node-minecraft-protocol by chipmunk minecraft March 10, 2023