nerfington 

noun.- A loser IRC user known as Tim_

nerfington by Anonymous December 24, 2002

nerfing 

verb. stimulation of a woman's vagina by insertion of a mini foam football, the sort popularized by the NERF company.

"i was so horny last night, for real! nothing but nerfing would do for this pussy. TOUCHDOWN!!"

nerfing by sruallstar November 18, 2011

Nerfing around

The act of ignoring friends and family due to being addicted to playing with nerf guns.

A: Hey where's your dumbass of a boyfriend?
B: I don't know, he won't quit nerfing around!

Nerfing around by DJ Gumbo December 17, 2012

Nerfing 

Nerfing is a gay term used by receivers.

Usually used to represent their love of receiving anal sex.

'I need a good nerfing' 'I can't wait for that big black man to start Nerfing me later'

Nerfing by Goldenchild September 20, 2016

needing a lumberjack 

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off

He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!

needing a lumberjack by dwright935 May 27, 2009

nerfing 

Surfing geek oriented websites on the internets.

Boss: you're late!

Me: sorry, i was up nerfing all night. U mad?

Boss: lol wut

nerfing by alienzrcoming December 10, 2010

nerfington 

a person with a large gut, pear shaped body, who is ignorant and clumsy.

Some fat guy wearing a fanny pack at Magic Mountain

nerfington by Tim December 24, 2002