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narcodeuce

The act of losing consciousness while in the process of defecation.
Dude, so did you narcodeuce? Sweet!
narcodeuce by caggles June 9, 2011
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Narked: 1)past tence of Nark 2)Word used for when a "Nark" tells about something you have done.
Jamie Narked on me!
Narked by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist 

One who thinks so highly of themselves, and where they fit into the grand scheme of things that they stay awake for days on end, so the world doesn't have to go on without them, questioning the existence of dog, and thinking, that with their own omnipotent judgement, that they probably are dog, the new incarnation of dog himself, or maybe just a nobody. You have to use the definition as an example...I said so...please.
Hubby: "Honey, I know it's 3 am , but UH... I think you need to make me a cup of coffee, I have to send another definition to Urban Dictionary,, the world is probably counting on me to do so...and while you're up, you need to let out the GOD."
Wifey: "expletive,, mmhgfevgkjgjgnmmamum" (inaudible to human ears, but Hubby knows what she said).
Hubby: "I am not a narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist, or am I ? JEJUS!!!,, Do I have to do everything? JEJUS!!! What the hell is everybody's problem.? If there is a hell, I'll have to straighten stuff out down there, I ain't never gonna get no sleep."
(adj) to have smoked so much cannabis that you believe you are in Narnia.
Edmund: Peter, please do pass the Turkish Delight...haha.
Peter: Dude you are sooo narned.
narned by arpeggi December 29, 2009
Adv. Using the nose to move an object. Using the nose to push or destroy.
The italian player narled the ball when it missed his head.
narled by Nco November 15, 2003
When a narcissist fragrantly steals your time by rambling on and on about themselves.
"Suzie would not shut up about all her stupid family problems - that bitch committed Grand Narceny."
Narceny by the Perdverts May 31, 2014