Museum Road 

A creepy ass dirt road in Beverly, MA where many a people have probably been raped or killed.

Rebecca: Yeah the GPS says to go down Museum road...Wait, what, is this even a street?!

Museum Road by spenceRAWR January 3, 2009

Museum Zombie 

People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.

Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.

Museum Zombie by amazingracexx November 1, 2016

museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

museum boobs by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017

museum stiff 

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff

museum stiff by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

museum stiff 

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

museum stiff by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

museum piece 

something old fashion or out of date

That TV is a total museum piece.

museum piece by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2008

Museum Flopper 

The Act of wrapping the penis in bacon and having one or more male prostitues/Man whores eat or lick it off, this act can be preformed by a minimul of 2, this act is closly related to the Le Flopper De museum where the adition of french pop music from the 60s is applied

Wow man don just got 3 guys to give him a "Museum Flopper"

Man thats wach

Museum Flopper by BOBFAN2486 June 30, 2011