moustache 

buffalo pubic hair pasted on face

moustache warden(vit M block)

moustache by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015

Moustache 

A Secret Word for Sex

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?

Moustache by dori#4040 August 5, 2022

Moustache Face 

When you scrunch up your lips and the muscles between your nose and your upper lip to create a shrivelled lip, creating creases that makes it seem like you have two little moustaches/whiskers above your lips.

*resembles somewhat like a posh troll face without the open mouth smile.

When you walk up to a friend and you eye contact. You greet each other with the “moustache face”.

When your friend says something and you want to be troll or suggestive, you give them the “moustache face”.

Moustache Face by eye. October 12, 2019

moustache daddy

A dashing middle aged man with an impressive moustache

Did you see Quinton at the bar? He’s my moustache daddy

moustache daddy by Det. Michael Scarn January 28, 2023

moustache ride 

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

moustache ride by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

Moustache Pete 

An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.

Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'

Moustache Pete by illuminatiagt May 27, 2009

Moustache Weight

A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.

Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!

Moustache Weight by pandasmash December 17, 2011