molesting the monkey 

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

molesting the monkey by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting 

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

role-molesting by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

Molesting a turd 

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again

Molesting a turd by Jwhitt March 21, 2010

molestation center 

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

molestation center by Ben December 10, 2003

molesting 

the plural definition for feeding moles to an animal

Wow jerry , stop molesting zara! your spoiling her !

molesting by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022

Foot-molestation 

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.

(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.

Foot-molestation by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012

Molestation 

An infestation of the hole digging vermin, with the weird noses.

Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...

Molestation by Satchelface May 6, 2013