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fair to midland 

A Texas-native band whose wide range of talent has made them amazingly unique. They are currently under Serjical Strike Records

Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.

They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.

They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)

And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)
Fair To Midland did an amazing job at the concert last night. I was amazed at their extreme talent. I'm definitely buying their cd.
fair to midland by Marshall D. August 31, 2007
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Midland traino 

Noun.

A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.

A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth
Dude 1 "Hey are you catching the bus to the Midland traino?"

Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".

Dude 1 "let's drive instead".
Midland traino by BMX head December 9, 2008

Midland, TX 

Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.
Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.
Midland, TX by kay10 October 18, 2011
A band made up of Mark Wystrach, Jess Carson and Cameron Duddy, who dress in a radical style which can only be described as tropical cowboys. The band formed in Dripping Springs, TX, and has been playing music together since early/mid 2010's. Their most popular song is Drinkin' Problem, from their 2017 album On The Rocks, which has skyrocketed them into mainstream country stardom with their dynamic and vintage sound. The band is also known as The Gator Boys.
Hey, did you hear the new Midland album?

Yes, The Gator Boys sound as great as ever!
Midland by HelloHeyHiThere February 21, 2022
One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.
Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.
Midland by firefox4tehwinzyo April 1, 2009
A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.
Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?

Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?

Crih: Idk...

Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
A town in the middle of no where Texas, were everyone is too involved in sports. That has horrible shopping but great mexican food.
You can so tell she's from Midland.
Midland by I am the world June 5, 2010