Mellon Baller 

It is when you take a mans balls suck and lick them until the man gives you permission to stop licking/sucking. When you have stop licking and sucking move onto sucking the dick then at the same time massage the balls and cup them in your hand. Finally move onto fucking each other.

Do you want a Mellon Baller.
You should give me a Mellon Baller.
I wish I could get a Mellon Baller!
I wish I could give a Mellon Baller!

Mellon Baller by Urbanlegendbyurban February 26, 2019

mellon rocked 

Getting beat badly or something being complete destroyed

Dude, you got mellon rocked at halo.

mellon rocked by Slow88 August 1, 2006

mellon deprivation 

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time

I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.

mellon deprivation by bullet88 August 4, 2010

Mellon Farmer 

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer

Mellon Farmer by kinni88 July 12, 2011

Mellon Pull 

An overexcessive (often accidental) overpull of mobs with insurmountable odds of succession.

Wow, that was a Mellon Pull and-a-half

Mellon Pull by Saintanais February 8, 2025

carnegie mellon 

hit with an ugly stick

person 1- wow, look at that ugly bitch!
person2- poor ho must have gotten carnegie melloned.

carnegie mellon by ilovemilk October 17, 2006

Carnegie Mellon 

(1) A shitty University in Pittsburgh full of nerds, tools, rich fucks, arrogant bastards, and ugly people.
(2) Place where students pay 35k a year to study endlessly, get absorbed in debt, and end up paying student loans for 10 years.

Fuck Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon by I hate carnegie October 2, 2003