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Stripper Mugged 

When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!
Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.
Stripper Mugged by golite January 16, 2009
Related Words
to be robbed of your personal belongings by a stranger when you are walking down the road.
"Man, I was walking back from my mates house last night and this guy took my wallet and my cell phone. I can't believe I got mugged."
mugged by robot// August 22, 2007

mugged off 

to have someone take the piss out of you- and treat you like a mug. a suitable way to treat a chavor anyone from basildon
Why dont you call me anymore- you've mugged me right off.
mugged off by bookies favourite October 7, 2004

mugged me off 

When your mates do you over in gta 5
Oi Haseef u bastard, you mugged me off
mugged me off by aasim10 April 1, 2015

mugged out 

The depression you feel when you find that you have already consumed your coffee but had forgotten.
Whats wrong man? You look devo..

Ah dude.. Im totally mugged out!
mugged out by Breeny&Hobo November 19, 2015

meg meggedy meg meg 

"You're such a Meg Meggedy Meg Meg"

"Yeah well you're Hitler so kill yourself"