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lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.
I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.
lorting by Kevymac311 September 18, 2007
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Ledge Lording 

The act of throwing massive baits of of ledges in order to catch slaunches.
Common Phrases used by ledge lords:
Psycho
Frothin

YTB
"Alexs Fishin is the worst ledge lorder"
"jonny brooks is a ledge lording durry muncha"
Ledge Lording by Alex Brooks October 20, 2019

Larrington 

a god like man revered by everyone,regal and classy
He was very larrington
I'm gonna dress very Larrington today
Larrington by vertman February 6, 2010

Jaden Loring 

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart
Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?
Jaden Loring by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023

Loring Park Fountain 

A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
Piss on a bitch weave and then tweet about it 'cause das savage
I'm lording on bitches that ain't sending nudes, ya feel?