Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

Lorking

The act of mistakingly assuming that someone is a man whore but actually they are a Jiggalo

Steve: "Check out Larry! He's onto his fifth bukkake group session this week!"

Jeff: "That's not true, he was just there lorking to observe and pull their pants down."

by Scrub n' Rub December 29, 2024

Lorking

The act of mistakingly assuming that someone is a man whore but actually they are a Jiggalo

Steve: "Check out Larry! He's onto his fifth bukkake group session this week!"

Jeff: "That's not true, he was just there lorking to observe and pull their pants down."

by Scrub n' Rub December 29, 2024

Lorking

where someone gets heart broken and pretends to kill their self

____: who's mommys good boy!
Lorkus: I AM, I AM!
____: nvm im leaving you
Lorkus: I'm lorking myself.

by zxlda February 13, 2026

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

Larking

To have fun, frolic and romp about in a slightly mischievous way.

“Now Bert, none of your larking about.”
- Mary Poppins

by Funder82 March 25, 2019

good looking

adj. The vastly optimistic assessment your friends use to describe the blind date they've arranged for you.

Matt: So tell me about her. Is she cute?

Claire: She's "good looking".

Matt: Wait...huh?

by lugnutwrench August 10, 2008