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the hurt locker 

the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.
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The Hurt Locker 

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.
Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

The Hurt Locker 

Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.
"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"

Devils Hurt Locker 

When you shove a straw into a girls ass, then blow a hit from a blunt in it. Then Pull it out and let her fart it back into your mouth.
He gave her the devils hurt locker after taking a huge hit from that blunt!
Devils Hurt Locker by Pay me April 28, 2022

Hurt Lockered 

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
Hurt Lockered by richardslinger September 10, 2010

Hurtlocker 

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.
"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"
Hurtlocker by pale face July 13, 2012

hurtslocker

I'm gonna take Simon Phoenix and put him in a hurtslocker.
hurtslocker by jiggalolo September 28, 2003