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High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.
"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"
Hmp by Concerned Husband November 2, 2013
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Honeymoon Phase: the period in any relationship/event/goings on/etc. when everything is dreamy, and you don't actually see the bad in anything.

Do not say HMP phase.
Ughh, look at those lovebirds holding hands. Still in the HMP.

Or

Girl, once the HMP ended, I got outta there so fast!
HMP by VjustV August 16, 2011
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HMP by greatgujarati May 3, 2018
HMP (Hungs moms pussy)

The sweet pussy of your asian friends mom
Or if your friends mom are a hooker/slut
Can't tonight boys, i have an appointment with HMP
HMP did me rough last night!
HMP by xxbango1 April 26, 2017
Abbreviation of Hung's Mom's Pussy
Lord Storr: Have you tasted HMP?
Emil Stabil: Yes, it was good!
HMP by Miratin April 26, 2017
He is sweet kind and always there for you . He is handsome and a real keeper you will instantly fall in love with his charm and charisma confidence and blue eyes. He is every girl's dream and knows how to treat a lady.
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Hmp by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020