Hmp

A form of sighing when you dont have anything better to say.

Hmp, I'm bored.

by Omgitsariel August 25, 2009

Hmp

Hold my penis, term used when about to fight somebody

Imma fight this bitch, hmp

by Jsiandjaizma September 23, 2018

Hmp

High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.

"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"

by Concerned Husband November 2, 2013

hmp

hit my phone

he hmp earlier, but i'm not fuckin wit him right now

by bmore-ryder July 5, 2011

hmp

Hold My Potatoes

Hey Jess could you hmp?

by iceman90210 August 20, 2013

HMP

HMP mean "hold my penis"

Hey, mate! Do you want HMP? I know you want, little gay!

by ZZeerrrrs January 20, 2021

HMP

Her Majesty's Prison

Prison/Jail/Pem

Exmaple 1: Just got out of the HMP for minor charges.

by Paranoid Tiger October 15, 2011