Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

Hot Ham and Cheese by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides

Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!

Ham and cheese by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022

Ham and Cheese Melt 

Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.

Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!

Ham and Cheese Melt by tackleroneill April 6, 2011

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

Ham and Cheese Sandwich by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

ham and cheese curtain show 

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

ham and cheese curtain show by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Ham and Cheese

A DIY home rolled smoke comprised of both hash and marijuana whereby both substances are added to tobacco before being placed and rolled between cigarette papers to form an alternative 'sandwich' of sorts

Will we roll a "Ham and Cheese" for the buzz

Ham and Cheese by FrogDogg September 9, 2021

Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham

“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious

Ham and cheese by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022