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Halp Meh
A) A lazy way of typing 'Help Me', usually when a person doesn't need help at all, just saying it to try and squeeze an extra 'lol' out of somebody or trying to sound cool and 'leet';
B) Spelling of 'Help Me'for a person who who either makes a typo or who doesn't write/speak english very well.
B) Spelling of 'Help Me'for a person who who either makes a typo or who doesn't write/speak english very well.
(A) User-of-Word:"0mg LvL 2 r4bbitz g0nna [pwn m3 HALP MEH"
Other person: "0mg buT u r LvL 99999 r0FL!!!111eleven"
B)Guy: "Hei im neew to typping in inglish zo 4give me 4 any mispelllings.. !!! A LVLV 999999 DEEMON AAAH HALP MEH"
Other Guy: "Foriegn n00b. Lol."
Other person: "0mg buT u r LvL 99999 r0FL!!!111eleven"
B)Guy: "Hei im neew to typping in inglish zo 4give me 4 any mispelllings.. !!! A LVLV 999999 DEEMON AAAH HALP MEH"
Other Guy: "Foriegn n00b. Lol."
Halp Meh by TassadarMan September 11, 2008
Hot n’ Halp
When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
Hot n’ Halp by Bennehftw January 16, 2023
Jim Halpert
The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.
Then marry her.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.
Then marry her.
Jim Halpert by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018
Halping
Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.
Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.
Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.
"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."
Halping by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019