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The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.
Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
Fumming by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020
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Daniel Raiter
I just told Dan he's wrong. Oh boy, he is fuming!
Fuming by RaiterBaiter September 2, 2019
To Burp and Fart. Often simultaneously or in specific time region. Also "Furping, Furp, and Furped"

Often Creates a foul smell which makes people GTFO.
"I had a Stomach ache but after I furped I felt better"

Stop Furping!!!!"
Furping by harrythetoilet September 7, 2010
fumpin is a term used by many people in the north of england, it can mean many things, however it is mainly used in the context of good or great, its often asociated with indie kids there for making it an indie cliché.
Indie Kid 1: This partys fumpin

Indie Kid 2: Its fumpin becuase im here ;)
fumpin by (: :) (: :) June 7, 2009

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

frumping 

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.
Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.
frumping by PMax March 9, 2008